I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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