Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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