We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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