i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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