just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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