Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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