Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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