Three words: puerto rican gang bang
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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