Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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