My friends, they love my intelligence
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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