so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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