so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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