yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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