out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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