did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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