But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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