that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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