They should really pass out barf bags in church
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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