I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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