I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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