i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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