O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I forgot how hot balto sounded
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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