Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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