it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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