Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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