I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
