she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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