Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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