You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize