Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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