Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter