I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How's your threesome situation going?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The uberlube is also flammable
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me