it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just cut my nipple shaving
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.