I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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