I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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