it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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