So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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