You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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I just want nice things and good sex
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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