Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Randomize
