Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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