Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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