North Korea, Best Korea!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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