distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
