spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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