i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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