I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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