It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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