I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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