Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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