My brain says no but my pants say off.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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