Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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