considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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