Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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