spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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