i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize